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Silentshadow90's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 November 2013 11:56 / United States - Westminster

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

By OuchImAMoron - / Friday 29 November 2013 02:05 / United States - Old Bridge

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:44 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

By Thanks guys / Tuesday 26 November 2013 05:21 / United States - Richmond