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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    5%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    62%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Sbeth2002's favorite FMLs

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

By jeoak / Wednesday 30 January 2013 17:25 / India

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

By Alex / Thursday 26 June 2014 21:13 / United States - Honolulu

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

By Roy Lawson / Thursday 26 June 2014 00:19 / United States - Brea

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

By failed dad - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:30 / Greece - Athens

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 June 2014 19:06 / United States - Lake Wales