About Rosenkrieger223
My name is Chase A. Other than that, I'm just me. That's all, really.
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Rosenkrieger223's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

By IneedMaury - / Monday 16 June 2014 15:30 / United States - Lowell

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 June 2014 06:42 / Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 June 2014 00:00 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

By confusing - / Friday 6 June 2014 19:00 / Zimbabwe

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

By idiot says "you raised him" - / Saturday 31 May 2014 21:30 / Canada - Barrie