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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    102%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Purple5's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

By deucelututi / Sunday 31 May 2009 12:03 / United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

By helloitsbrian6969 - / Sunday 24 May 2009 19:50 / United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

By duhitskelly94 / Sunday 24 May 2009 14:48 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

By burned - / Sunday 24 May 2009 13:44 / United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

By AyoitsSteveo - / Sunday 24 May 2009 09:49 / United States