About Pistachiopanda
Work for the US Government. Fitness=Life I'm Romanian, born and raised! Meow. I'm just a badass, it's true :)
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Pistachiopanda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2009 15:53 / United States
By chiktikka - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 22:06 / United Kingdom
By adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway - / Tuesday 17 December 2013 15:38 / Netherlands - Leiden
By SerenityJ - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:00 / United States - Mountain View
By sex deprived - / Sunday 16 June 2013 05:10 / United States