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Pacolaca's favorite FMLs

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

By Lockedinroom - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 16:18 / United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

By John jacob / Monday 13 June 2011 06:25 / United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

By no one / Saturday 21 May 2011 09:07 / United States

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

By hopeless / Friday 8 April 2011 15:03 /