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Oh_merde's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 3 September 2013 04:13 / United States - Woburn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 26 August 2013 15:16 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, a customer wanted a military discount for buying two 39 cent Slim Jims. I work at an auto parts store. FML

By luvmypony - / Monday 26 August 2013 05:51 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

By GogglesGoggles / Monday 23 December 2013 08:24 / United States

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

By 4_and_20_blackbits - / Monday 26 August 2013 08:38 / New Zealand - Christchurch