About Myfriend_youfail

I'm a 24 year old pansexual female. Poly, kinky, and madly in love with my girlfriend. I've got a medical degree, but I'm stuck working at Starbucks until the job market decides to not hate me. I have a cat who's the spawn of the devil and nearly burned my apartment down with her antics. I have a zero-tolerance policy with bullshit and stupidity. I'm a complete sci-fi/fantasy geek, and will shank anyone who speaks ill of Stargate or Doctor Who.

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 November 2009 06:43 / United States