About Megank12
Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.
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Megank12's favorite FMLs

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

By pixkalexi / Monday 20 May 2013 20:14 / United States - North Easton

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 May 2013 18:33 / Canada - Calgary

Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML

By Brenden / Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:52 / United States - Massillon

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

By violatedbuttcrack / Thursday 16 May 2013 10:24 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

By MsAnonymous17 - / Sunday 26 May 2013 23:20 / United States