About Mclauren29
Hi, I'm Lauren. I like my daily dosage of FML. Though I dig the comments more than anything else. I like the regulars commenters and FMLs that aren't about cats.
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Mclauren29's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By I'mMike / Saturday 1 August 2015 20:19 / United States - Sebastian
By Hellasboy - / Saturday 1 August 2015 16:56 / Australia - Brisbane
By funnnyyyyy -_- - / Saturday 1 August 2015 08:29 / Nepal - Kathmandu
By hook me up with some smack, Jack - / Saturday 1 August 2015 06:18 / Australia - Perth