About Mawang_sky
my english is poor .however i want to improve it . i want to go to USA,UK,France etc.hah
Mawang_sky - Followers
Mawang_sky - Followed
Hugged!
Mawang_sky's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Mawang_sky's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 April 2011 18:37 / United States

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

By TDCC - / Sunday 17 April 2011 01:06 / United States

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

By :| / Saturday 16 April 2011 02:04 / Canada

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML

By ForeverAlone - / Saturday 16 April 2011 00:52 / United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

By Tjop - / Friday 15 April 2011 11:50 / South Africa