About Lowcapacityx
'SHHH girl! Shut your lips do the helen keller and talk with your hips.' I heart hello kitty, fast food and fast cars. Food is my best friend. Friends are the bomb dot com. I love laughing & believe it's a cure for anything !! Sugar helps when you're have a bad day. [ I'm HELLA fken FOBBY, example above. Conceived in Malaysia. Prob explains a lot. ] Sugar ages you like crazy. I'm a good girl w/ bad habits. My boyfriend is snorelax. I'm a straight girl with lesbian tendencies. So sorry for telling you how hot your bby sister is. LASTLY (congrats you've read through all of this b/s)! I go on FML daily. Aim: LOWCAPACITYX
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By fmal - / Thursday 7 May 2009 03:47 / United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

By ugly - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:34 / United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By heytherexo - / Sunday 5 April 2009 02:10 / United States