By coughandcold - 27/03/2009 01:45 - United States

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML
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Herbal_fml 0

Wow. That's kinda rape.

dk2008 3

What did he say? "I was trying to think of something to put in your mouth to stop the snoring, and all I could think of was my penis."

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Hillary_Clinton 0

what the hell? lol

Herbal_fml 0

Wow. That's kinda rape.

I bet he tries to put his penis in the vacuum cleaner too

dk2008 3

What did he say? "I was trying to think of something to put in your mouth to stop the snoring, and all I could think of was my penis."

AntiChrist7 0

your own fault you choose a necrophiliac rapist as boyfriend

Sunrox 4

...are you serious?

Jessica19374698 0

Necrophilia means they fuck dead people. She was napping, not eternally sleeping. And how would she know that he was into invading sleeping girls' mouths? Honestly. Not her fault at all. But wow, that's pretty disrespectful! I would definitely make him wallow in his guilt and then have him apologize.

@ #5: Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to corpses. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

#5...do you even know what a necrophilliac is? If you did you would know that it doesnt apply to this in any manner

Auron_fml 0

Lmfao. That's awesome.

cprompt 0

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Actually, any time that full and complete consent is not given, it's rape. People have been raped by their spouses before, it's hard to argue that in court, but it happens. And if one person isn't able to give consent to any sort of sexual contact, it's rape.