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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    14%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Kytokun's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 December 2012 22:40 / Sweden - V?ster

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

By Ashley / Sunday 2 December 2012 10:16 / United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

By nekkidness - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:06 / United States - Carthage

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

By NoorFML / Friday 19 October 2012 14:37 / United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

By TheVirginJenny / Sunday 7 October 2012 00:05 / United States - Spanaway