About Irrelephant1
Way Too Old Too Be On This Site!!! But it makes me giggle- ALOT!!! Sooooo if you don't mind there is an old fart reading your posts, I don't mind if you make me LMAO! Thanks!!!!!
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Irrelephant1's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML

By bandaidstations - / Monday 17 August 2015 03:33 / United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

By justin bieber's nutsack - / Saturday 6 June 2015 07:32 / United Kingdom

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 March 2015 19:35 / Bahrain - Manama

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

By AOart1st - / Friday 21 November 2014 03:25 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass and said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

By katnl21 - / Saturday 8 November 2014 17:37 / Canada - Corner Brook