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Lesbian, 19. I hate people.
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Ipodtouchgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

By Kat / Saturday 8 November 2008 07:51 / France

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

By idiotson / Wednesday 11 June 2014 00:39 / United States - Rocky Point

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

By BekkyLove15 / Monday 19 May 2014 00:12 / United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 January 2014 22:46 / United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

By stillhurting - / Sunday 5 January 2014 21:45 / Canada - Langley