Hermit life
By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By princesspuffypan - 05/10/2011 06:23 - South Africa
By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States
By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved
By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom
This is my FML... yes I am married now and no the cops didn't catch him. The reason he was best man in the first place was due to family politics. We managed to have a small wedding shortly after but we still had to pay cost of cancellation.