About Honestjane
I'm a police officer with 12 years of experience. I work 12 hour shifts that rotate day and night shift. My police department has some of the lowest paid officers in the region. On my days off I work extra duty jobs to make ends meet. I'm a single income household and have 2 kids that I work hard to support. I also just realized that if I commit a felony crime and go to prison I would get to see my kids more as a criminal than I do as a law enforcement officer.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    42%
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    84%
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    963%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Honestjane's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France
By MixMastaKDizzle - / Monday 23 September 2013 08:23 / United States - Denver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver
By cunts, cunts everywhere / Monday 11 March 2013 11:57 / Australia