About Fishyy_5
Hai, I'm a fishy from fishlandia, uh I don't really post anything just rea and comment I like dying my hair and I'm short. Uhemm yep. Message me and I'll reply ^-^if you wanna kik it's wandring_enchanment
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Fishyy_5's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 August 2013 04:02 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML

By pardon my English :$ - / Friday 9 August 2013 22:53 / France

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:55 / Sweden

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

By (._. ) - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:35 / United States - Alburnett

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

By mishyb - / Sunday 28 July 2013 04:28 / United States - Englewood