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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

By UnluckyInk - / Monday 18 February 2013 08:50 / United States - Manlius

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

By and she doesn't even give bjs - / Saturday 9 February 2013 00:44 / Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

By dudeyouarefired / Thursday 20 December 2012 08:16 /

Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

By Dontwaketheneighbors - / Thursday 6 December 2012 14:24 / United States - Santee

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

By WTFFAIL - / Monday 3 December 2012 05:06 / Canada - Montreal