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My life isn't particularly "fucked", but it's funny to read about yours.
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Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

By hedgehog5 / Saturday 11 April 2009 19:14 / United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

By tool - / Thursday 9 April 2009 06:03 / United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

By Betsydoll - / Sunday 29 March 2009 03:34 / United States