About Chanellgymnast
I'm Laura. Spontaneous, compassionate, and a hopeless romantic. Madly in love with life, dogs, and chocolate. :-)
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Chanellgymnast's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 June 2013 19:56 / United States

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

By skunked / Tuesday 18 June 2013 18:00 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 June 2013 17:52 / United States - Schaumburg

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 07:31 / United States - Piedmont

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

By imarriedanaxemurderer - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 05:01 / United States - Joliet