About Cgguardian
Also known as CasM1~
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

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    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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    14%
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    2%
  • 42

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    0%
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    6%
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  • YDI Master

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    28%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 50 quality comments

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    2%
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Cgguardian's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:47 / France - Montpellier

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 17:57 / Canada - Fernie

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 8 February 2013 15:36 / United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

By mydadsgonnakillme - / Friday 8 February 2013 07:13 / United States - Santa Barbara