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Cfaulkner's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:35 / Canada
By THOMASisMYname / Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:06 / Canada
By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States