About Buckdharma
My FML Things Hand jobs on hosers and whiskers on women Mothers who meddle and fish that aren't swimmin' Posters that found out that both parents swing These are a few of my fml things Teen Clopper Bronies and gents with small noodles Dumb bells and gay gals and farts that are brutal The young girl who faps to the Bieb as he sings These are a few of my fml things Kitties that cling with their claws causing gashes The stoner who burnt his knob with hot weed ashes All walks of life with their ass in a sling These are a few of my fml things When the date bites When my pee stings When I have a sad I simply remember my fml things And then I don't feel so had https://youtu.be/fk4YqPtvJao
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Buckdharma's favorite FMLs

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

By stanDman / Monday 19 January 2009 18:05 / Canada

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

By stink / Wednesday 1 July 2015 02:40 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

By Good Parenting? / Friday 26 June 2015 16:38 / United States - Columbia

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 May 2015 07:03 / United States - Tampa

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 May 2015 03:44 / United States - Mountain View