About Appelflap
Everytime I think my life can't get any worse I read the FMLs and feel better. I'm a horrible person if you look at it like that. But I'm a sweet person. Really. I swear. I like to read, I'm a gamer ( no, not the sims and some cod to look badass. But why do I care to explain haha) and I like metal and rockabilly music. I adore my pets ( my puppy Wookie, and cats Ziggy, Alice and Kratos) and my teddybear who is called Gomez. Other stuff I like? Cotton candy, amusement parks, dinosaurs, transformers, branches that look like people, stormtroopers,magic and bubbles. Message me if you like! I want to "collect" people from every state in the US! States that are taken : Arizona, Alabama, California, Montana, New Hamshire, Pennsylvania,Texas,Washington, Wisconsin. But there is always room for more! Feel free to correct any spelling - and grammatical errors, I am not a native speaker. English is my 4th language so I'm always willing to improve.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I never take things to heart

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 42

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    41%
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    42%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Appelflap's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:37 / Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

By lonely - / Monday 15 April 2013 03:45 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 April 2013 15:34 / United States

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

By too young for this - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:11 / United States