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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
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Zimonada's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

By MoxleyCrue / Monday 17 August 2015 07:34 / United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 27 July 2015 16:32 / United States - Birmingham

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

By mississpissi - / Tuesday 14 July 2015 12:00 / United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

By Softball / Wednesday 8 July 2015 13:58 / United States - Lansdale

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

By Luke / Tuesday 23 June 2015 22:37 / United States - San Antonio