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Zachthejoker's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    54%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    70%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Zachthejoker's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:43 / United States - Lahaina

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

By It was the 11 year old / Saturday 21 July 2012 08:00 / United States - Austin

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

By Roma-Jay / Sunday 22 July 2012 14:13 / United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

By fmyarse - / Sunday 22 July 2012 22:45 / United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 July 2012 21:38 / Ireland - Gorey