About Xpetrova
Hello, привет or hola! Я люблю жизнь!)) Nunca se debe perder la voluntad de vivir, nunca. Yes, I speak Russian, English and Spanish fluently. I am from Russia but I live in Canada. I am studying seismology around the world for the Uni and I love travelling. I have an amazing loyal boyfriend of 3 years from Chile who loves me so very much. I'm so lucky to be with him and everyday I wonder just when he might pop the ultimate question, hmm... I love classic rock, hard rock and metal. My favourite band is Iron Maiden. I also am a major fan of Judas Priest, Slayer, Megadeth, Deep Purple, ect... I've been playing electric guitar for 8 years and I can safely say, it's my passion. It is also important to note, I am a grammar Nazi anx I am an Alchemist. If you've read this far, congrats, love ya! :) Kisses!
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Xpetrova's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

By NinjaPanda88 - / Saturday 1 August 2009 07:44 / United States

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

By Emily / Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:55 / United States - Boston

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

By karmamaybe / Monday 3 December 2012 20:35 / United States - Vermillion

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 25 November 2012 09:07 / United States - Atwater

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

By king400 / Sunday 25 November 2012 08:09 / United States - Lancaster