About Vannahjane
Quit stalking me; ) cause i can see when you do; ) But since you decided to anyway, im Vannah a southern girl from tennessee. Im 5ft4.. Im blunt and honest but mean so nicely. I like dogs, shopping, reading (book nerd), sushi, and bonfires. I listen to music pretty much all day whether im in class or even at home just chillen. I have 11 piercings (keep your head outta the gutter, they are all appropriate), my favorite color is pink. I love watching movies especially with hot guys.. I like scary movies but only with good company.. Im more book smart then common sense.. However I dont always have good spelling but i know the difference between your and youre I dont like snobby or know it all people. Overly optimistic people annoy me. I hate narcissistic people who relate everything back to them. Do not use words like 'retarded.'Green peas and butter beans are nasty! Clowns are frightening and bugs creep me out The color pink does not look good on me. Well message me if you dare:)
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Vannahjane's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Saturday 27 April 2013 04:11 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 26 April 2013 22:22 / United States - Arvada
By MrKento - / Monday 8 April 2013 23:16 / Honduras - Tegucigalpa

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 March 2013 04:57 / United States - Blue Springs