About Tsunami87
Need your cataracts done? I'm your guy. It's not all slice and dice though, I'm also an actor and singer.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 50 favorites

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    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    60%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    84%
  • One more and it's business time

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Tsunami87's favorite FMLs

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

By BigmouthStrikesAgain - / Friday 19 August 2011 00:18 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 October 2013 21:48 / United States - Round Lake

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

By likeyourboss - / Friday 4 October 2013 16:05 / Denmark

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

By theynamedmeluke - / Monday 23 September 2013 22:49 / United States - Austin

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

By madden2014 - / Thursday 19 September 2013 22:23 / United States - Los Gatos