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Supersuzzy

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FLAGSTAFF, AZ
33 years-old
Monday 29 June 1992
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About Supersuzzy

Hii im Suzzy.I'm Average yet unique♥.I love making new friends and meeting new people:DI Don't hate people but people hate me.I express myself through dance,song,art, and laughterIm trouble, Im out-going Crazy,and not to mention loud. You'll think im annoying.I have lots of phobias such as Coulrophobia,Achluophobia,,Agyrophobia,Altophobia, Tomophobia,Tetanophobia,and Polyphobia:]I have a huge heart♥.I go to lengths to get an unhappy person to smile. My smile never breaks.my life,leave it alone..I'm Easily amused && Easily broken.I forgive to easy and I'm always getting hurt.i know one day ill bee who i want to be.that day will come soon.then ill enjoy life soo much more.I almost never make sense when i talk:]I always say the wrongs things,and have a very bad mouth.Th.♥.I believe things fall apart so better things can fall together♥ && I believe what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Supersuzzy's favorite FMLs

By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 286 114

You deserved it 68 282

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 454

You deserved it 10 655

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 771

You deserved it 4 181

Move!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 603

You deserved it 54 309

Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 780

You deserved it 47 667