About Sonalis
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 favorites

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    10%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    31%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    165%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Socialite

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    32%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    78%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    69%
  • 50 quality comments

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    10%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Sonalis's favorite FMLs

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

By Kikinovak / Saturday 13 December 2008 12:06 / France

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

By margelover - / Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:06 / Denmark

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

By Jesus - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:03 / Canada

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 January 2010 18:37 / United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

By TheBRADLeyB - / Thursday 16 April 2009 18:52 / United States