About Somefruits
I'm actually a girl but it says "mister" just so I could have a blue border around my profile picture on the app since I like blue a lot more than pink and I'm just weird like that. I was born the exact day Kurt Cobain died and I love science, animals (especially birds), music, plants, alliteration, assonance, terrible puns, and things that rhyme! I have a lot of pets (mostly birds) including a ball python named Monty and a Senegal parrot named Loki.
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  • The return of the thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Somefruits's favorite FMLs

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt
By Denki - / Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:21 / China - Beijing
By dr mamour / Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:57 / France - Paris
By Miss Blairgowrie - / Wednesday 30 January 2013 07:52 / Australia - Fairfield
By Awkward - / Friday 1 February 2013 22:53 / United Kingdom - Wolverhampton