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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    21%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    89%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Politz12's favorite FMLs

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 June 2013 21:45 / United States - Plainsboro

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:16 / United States - Surprise

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

By fun - / Sunday 16 June 2013 04:54 / United States

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 June 2013 19:56 / United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn