About Miss_klutzie
Nena is what people call me. 19 years old. I'm not sure why FML keeps changing my birthday but it is August 13th. Cali bound girl :) Anything else, feel free to ask(: Find me on instagram or snapchat! @msklutzy -ig @msklutzie -sc And no, I don't want anything either so don't tell me i should make a kik, whatsapp (whatever that is) or anything else. I'm not big on all that stuff, plus i have no phone memory for that bullshit ?? anyways, have a good day. :)
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Miss_klutzie's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

By lageste / Thursday 20 November 2008 04:37 / France

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts / Saturday 14 February 2015 09:46 / United States - Sparks

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

By paparoach - / Sunday 21 December 2014 07:59 / United States - Kapolei

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

By Red - / Thursday 4 December 2014 16:31 /

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

By blueballed - / Saturday 29 November 2014 21:08 / Germany - Kiel