About Iowacowgirl
Love the outdoors! Fun person to be around. My life always seems to have twists and turns. But this site always makes me grateful of how nice I have it sometimes!(: Always welcome to talk!(: Have a great day!(:
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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

By Noname / Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44 / Canada

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

By notenoughunderwearintheworld - / Sunday 21 July 2013 20:54 / South Africa - Durban

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

By SpiderFather / Tuesday 2 July 2013 08:01 / France

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

By RedWaters / Wednesday 6 March 2013 20:20 / United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

By gabbykinz13 / Thursday 8 March 2012 21:48 / United States