About Hikarishimizu
I'm 14. Life sucks at this age. :/
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Hikarishimizu's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

By Renagirl - / Monday 9 September 2013 12:46 / United States - East Hartford

Today, I got a message from my teacher about my homework. We were supposed to write an original myth explaining a natural event. My teacher bumped my grade for it down to a C for copying a myth that already exists. My myth was based on an original story I've been writing for two years. FML

By WritesTooWell / Thursday 5 September 2013 23:27 / United States - Miami

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

By dear god help me. / Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:46 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 September 2013 16:38 / Switzerland - Bern

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

By single again / Friday 6 September 2013 00:29 / United States - Chico