Nice dodge
By UTRejected - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
I agree, your life sucks
34 983
You deserved it
3 983
Harpy
Miss
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
13
Badges
Badges
0
Comments
Comments
5599
Visits
Visits
16
Favorites
Favorites
About Harpy
I'm an odd person with many different faces. I could be depressed, happy, crazy, horny, or angry at any moment. Pleaseeee don't be mad at me if I offend you!!!!
Here, for your friendship, I will give you some Internet cookies for noms.
"True badasses eat chocolate chip cookies"-Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2
>:D
Harpy - Followers
Harpy - Followed
Harpy's page visits
Harpy's FML badges
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Harpy's favorite FMLs
By give me an F - 05/01/2014 16:16 - United Kingdom - Corby
I agree, your life sucks
45 696
You deserved it
37 548
By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
30 300
You deserved it
7 406
Why_Not31 tells us more.
By beaverfever - 06/08/2014 16:45 - Poland - Kolobrzeg
I agree, your life sucks
47 319
You deserved it
10 819
By Trainer Calypso - 27/11/2014 20:38 - United States - Schofield
I agree, your life sucks
43 114
You deserved it
4 116
It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.