About Hkcgrimmjow
6 cups of coffee a day Maybe one meal a day Workout every day Go to school 4 days a week Go to work 5 days a week Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them. This ain't love, it's desperation I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way. Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me! You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do. Do I care? Most likely not. Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no. Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure. Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion! I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!
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By housedoctor - / Saturday 22 February 2014 11:01 / United Kingdom - Sheffield
By anon / Sunday 16 February 2014 12:56 / Australia - Kingston

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

By airhead2015 - / Wednesday 12 February 2014 17:57 / United States - Morristown