About Frenchtony
Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out... That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about: -The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion) -The Big Lebowski -Your ping-pong skills -Your dentist -Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen -Your nice little scarlet drawl. -Any book by Steinbeck -Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.
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Frenchtony's favorite FMLs

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

By boss stabber - / Sunday 4 January 2015 06:52 / United States - Kings Beach

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 January 2015 16:20 / Canada - Milton

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

By danielzcwu - / Monday 29 December 2015 19:11 / Taiwan - Taipei

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

By ashamed - / Sunday 14 December 2014 02:02 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

By noxiffic - / Friday 31 October 2014 12:31 / Norway - Sandnes