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Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

By LC - / Tuesday 3 November 2009 07:06 / United States

Today, I went to a family counseling session because my parents are getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel like I caused it. She says that there is no way I could have caused it, that it's my parents' problem when my mom interrupts her to say "Yes she did." FML

By problemchild - / Monday 2 November 2009 21:05 / United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

By Oops - / Monday 2 November 2009 01:43 / United States

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

By R - / Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:29 / United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 5 October 2009 05:11 / Canada