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Elementsk8r7280's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

By ladylol - / Saturday 24 November 2012 13:54 / United Kingdom - Towcester

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 October 2012 10:32 / United States - Levelland

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

By Holy Testacles - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:45 / United States

Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:48 / United Kingdom

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

By me - / Friday 4 November 2011 04:38 / United States