About Dividablebyzero
Hello there! My name is Max, but people call me Maxwell. I throw javelin, slackline, disc golf, and row. I am an optimist and am always looking to meet new people.
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Dividablebyzero's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

By anonymous / Saturday 19 March 2011 10:32 / United Kingdom

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

By ANON - / Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:53 / United States - Sacramento

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 August 2013 08:49 / France - Paris

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 August 2013 18:11 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 August 2013 00:04 / United States - Reno