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Dillywillyfoo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML

By Bridget Jones? / Monday 10 June 2013 13:09 / United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

By Crazy Mom - / Monday 10 June 2013 05:13 / United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

By Sean / Monday 10 June 2013 02:27 / United States

Today, I spent my last day at the hospital for a long epilepsy test. Apparently, I don't have epilepsy at all, but I do have extreme stress. This means that I've been taking several anti-seizure medications that ruined my college plans and made me sick for half a year, all for nothing. FML

By HollyJollyXmas - / Sunday 9 June 2013 15:40 / United States

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion