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22|Puerto Rican|Bookworm|TV & movie junkie|Antisocial Netflix addict|Disney lover|Anime fanatic|Professional ice cream taster|Broke college student|Here for the laughs
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Dennisse_47's favorite FMLs

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 September 2013 22:56 / United States

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

By dear god help me. / Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:46 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

By Palindromesque / Wednesday 4 September 2013 09:07 / United States - Seattle

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 4 September 2013 17:28 / United States - Dell Rapids

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

By interphaseprophasemetaphase - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 11:18 / Australia - Melbourne