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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 50 quality comments

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    44%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Dadothy's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

By Boar / Sunday 24 June 2012 20:51 / United States - Albuquerque

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

By hannaslifesucks - / Sunday 24 June 2012 18:41 / Norway - Kleppe

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

By notanidiot / Wednesday 20 June 2012 12:46 / United States - Lansing

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 June 2012 14:17 / Canada - Cochrane

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 23 June 2012 14:59 / Ireland - Cork