About Collington
Hi Internet. I'm a pretty chill, open dude. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and often put my foot in my mouth. I have a thing for Steam Powered Giraffe and am secretly Tony Stark. Collington is my real, 4serious name. I was named after my great grandfather who kicked astronomical amounts of ass. I travel to schools all over my city and give anti-homophobia and anti-transphobia workshops for a living. It's awesome work, and I never get tired of it. If you are so inclined you can stalk me at professorminion.tumblr.com
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Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

By Shuttie - / Friday 18 January 2013 12:55 / Denmark - Odense

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

By kkt / Thursday 25 April 2013 04:54 / United States - Granbury

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

By forgotten / Thursday 28 February 2013 00:42 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

By xtammyle - / Tuesday 19 February 2013 07:01 / Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 January 2013 00:26 / Iceland