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Cindonia's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 May 2014 23:28 / United States - Elmwood Park

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

By JRLJLS - / Monday 15 April 2013 09:09 / United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

By Gurior / Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:44 / Canada

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

By obnum / Thursday 18 April 2013 14:37 / United States

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

By loving wife / Sunday 21 April 2013 10:20 / Australia - Sydney