About Cian_1
Winter is coming. Why wont it go away?!
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    28%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    74%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    5%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Cian_1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:26 / United Kingdom
By Never Going Back To The Doctor - / Thursday 4 July 2013 07:03 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 06:39 / Canada - Airdrie
By valnaj1 - / Tuesday 25 December 2012 03:03 / Denmark - Vamdrup